Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would ride that face into the sunset
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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