i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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