Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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