Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
