what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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