my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
