Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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