do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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