Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
a search helicopter?!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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