No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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