I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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