thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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