Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I believe in your delicious
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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