I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Randomize
