absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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