i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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