have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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