I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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