how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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