I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
from now on my penis is your penis
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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