i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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