Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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