Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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