She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Holy sore nipples Batman
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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