remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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