i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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