google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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