You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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