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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
