he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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