Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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