I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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