i just google imaged poop.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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