The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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