so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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