I'm laying in your front yard are you home
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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