I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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