She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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