it's great music for shaving your balls
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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