I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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