Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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