That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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