I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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