i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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