the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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