somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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