she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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