Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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