apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also, beer. Big fan.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
