Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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