So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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