Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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